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protonmorelikebroton:

remember when that motherfucker in holes was being really patronizing and abusive to Hector and he was like “come on, Zero, what does d-i-g spell you idio-” and he hit him over the head with a fucking shovel and knelt over his body and said “dig” and ran the fuck away because i do and it was epic

thatonecubjon:

awwww-cute:

This is my cat. Sometimes he has what we call the kitty crazies

looks like the couch is eating him

thatonecubjon:

awwww-cute:

This is my cat. Sometimes he has what we call the kitty crazies

looks like the couch is eating him

outofthecavern:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

image

This is what I imaging when these things come up on my dash. 

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself
  #I don't believer Richard Nixon ever said any of these things to anybody ever  
dynamicoceans:

Tiger Shark 2 by Andi Voeltz on Flickr.

dynamicoceans:

Tiger Shark 2 by Andi Voeltz on Flickr.

  #this shark is pretty  
‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

thefrogman:

[reddit]

thefrogman:

[reddit]

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

  #This and the underwear that's hard to cut and pepper spray and the fact that we pass around more information about stranger rape statistics than date rape statistics make me really upset  
hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

I was just looking at old pictures from high school of the winter guard show from my senior year and I had a solo in that show and I can’t find a single picture of it. There are pictures of everybody else’s solo but not one of mine.

  #I shouldn't care    #it was 7 years ago    #but I'm not happy about it    #it was a solo    #you take a picture of the person doing solo work    #I'm not particularly fond of the person who took the pictures anyway  

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
2014 Animal Planet: Animals? What animals? Here have a show about this guy who builds tree houses and this other show about these people living in a house boat.
~~~~~
90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
  #I added the 2014 animal planet one