remember when that motherfucker in holes was being really patronizing and abusive to Hector and he was like “come on, Zero, what does d-i-g spell you idio-” and he hit him over the head with a fucking shovel and knelt over his body and said “dig” and ran the fuck away because i do and it was epic
This is my cat. Sometimes he has what we call the kitty crazies
looks like the couch is eating him
Imagine your icon as a lingerie model
This is what I imaging when these things come up on my dash.
facts that cannot be disputed
- ur cute as heck
- ur very important
- ur laugh is really cute oh my god
- ur a perfect version of yourself
My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run
OH MY GOSH
on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”
Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious.
I was just looking at old pictures from high school of the winter guard show from my senior year and I had a solo in that show and I can’t find a single picture of it. There are pictures of everybody else’s solo but not one of mine.
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.